It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She told me I should be a condom model.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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