She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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