the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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