I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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