that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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