K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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