i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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