I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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