Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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