I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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