You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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