It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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