this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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