yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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