Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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