The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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