when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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