Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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