He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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