I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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