Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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