Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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