So drunk its hurt
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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