He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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