i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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