Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
What a dumb baby whore.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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