i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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