quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
it's like heaven, but drunker
party gras won. party gras always wins.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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