yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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