I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
why is half of my head shaved?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
