Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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