The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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