is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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