So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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