what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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