Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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