Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
