I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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