he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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