the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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