I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
How external is "for external use only"?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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