i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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