I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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