You work out of a Hotel?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
