Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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