Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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