What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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