I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
and you said cock pushups were impossible
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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