your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
