apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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