He is an equal opportunity slut.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
im holly from the hills drunk
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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