If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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