Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(219): View more from Indiana

Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.

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(562): View more from California

about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck

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(317): View more from Indiana

I got her a Nickelback box set.

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(916): View more from California

17 year olds will be the death of me.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you

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(256): View more from Alabama

dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me

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(386): View more from Florida

I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.

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(619): View more from California

This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.

(858): View more from California

Essential life skills

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