It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.