Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I got her a Nickelback box set.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills