Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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