dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
