I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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