I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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