You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
