I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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